A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
REBLOG THIS AND NEVER EVER FORGET IT
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
u can run
u can hide
but u can’t change the fact that scooby doo’s real name is scoobert doo
So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
Of course secretly I always make sure he has a chocolate chip no matter what.
well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad
i have to make a poster about “christopher columbus’s discovery of america” for school
i’m gonna have a real hard time holding back the sarcasm wish me luck
Sometimes failure leads to the best sort of success.
y’all really like my homework dontcha